Picture this- You've had a terrible day at work, missed the usual train back home and 5 people since morning have asked if you're having a baby ( you are'nt...those are merely love handles). You get home bedraggled, despondent and famished- exactly the symptoms that last piece of chocolate in your fridge would solve. you open the fridge door, reach out for that silver foil-only to notice the contents within have magically disappeared. The love of your life saunters into the kitchen at the very moment you want to throttle him for finishing the last bit of chocolate only to ask, " So...whats for dinner?"NOW- DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE SINGLE?
Here is a list of a few more reasons why you should be.
-So you never miss the saturday night chick flick, or the girl bonding later- with your gal pals.
- So you never have to see dirty socks in the bedroom and the toilet seat put up.
- So you don't have to watch the 8th rerun of the last Indo- Pak cricket match with the volume turned up.
- So you don't have to get out of bed on cold winter mornings to make chai for the beloved.
- Because Ms. sounds so much cooler than Mrs and double surnames with that hyphen in between are going so out of fashion.
- Because of Valentines day, archies greeting cards and the Nth time you heard ' I just called to say I love you'
- Britney Spears and Kevin Federline- need I say more?
- Because the yummy Shahid Kapoor is suddenly single again.
So more power to the unencumbered and heart whole is what I say. Sour grapes, say the not so single pals...but as my favourite writer Mitali Saran would say, Sour grapes make the best Whine...
P.S.- Additions to, subtractions from the list are welcome.
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